Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus

onestrangequark:

now would you just look at that frankly alarming shade of orange.

me: i want a hot body

me: does absolutely nothing to achieve this

haha-l-m-a-o:

Laugh, Scroll, Repeat.

geektastical:

Weeping angels meet reality. Run, child, run.

so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner

then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale

it turns out she bought shampoo

now we have 13 bottles of shampoo

and 0 bottles of conditioner

here’s another fun little tidbit

the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair

i am your child HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ME? WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT

doctorwho:

The Doctor and Sherlock Holmes

Just another average day in Britain

Meanwhile, in the library…